Letters from Home

[cujothebigreddog]

A place to send messages to my characters who have most cruelly bailed on yours and need a good postal talking to.

umgekehrt - Brachi Stildyne, TLV timeline (Also H&M Timeline: stildyne )
cujothebigreddog - Nathan Hendricks, TLV
with_my_teacup - Richard Riddick, TLV (also H&M Timeline: b_for_bastard )
no_fastolfe - Vasilia Aliena


gentleman_tiger - John Marcone, H&M Timeline
boromir_hurin - Boromir Denethorien, H&M Timeline
oldtown_goldie - Goldie, H&M Timeline
carousel_cop - Cybil Bennet, H&M Timeline
fsb_expat - Yelena Trepashkin, H&M Timeline

Comments

Riddick -

[darknessb4me]

stop being dead

- A

Re: Riddick -

[ifightfor]

« Restatement of above sentiment. »

[...]

« I agree with this comment. »

Riddick -

[with_my_teacup]

working on it

are you still blinding people bright boy

-R

Riddick -

[ifightfor]

«No. JA307020 is equipped with lower emitted light setting so as not to cause ocular damage to Users.

«Query: Still breaking out of things?»

[with_my_teacup]

if i say i broke out of the fuckship will you believe me

trying to break out of a ~leadership role~ rn, we'll see

-R

[ifightfor]

«JA307020 believes if escape from Barge were possible, User Richard Riddick would be the one to accomplish it.

«Suggestion: Feign incompetence at leadership; quietly depart when not under observation.»

[with_my_teacup]

what fuck you you don't know me

...thanks

i'll try that. wish they didn't take 'killing their asses' as a leadership quality.

-r

Riddick -

[with_my_teacup]

actually not dead. sort of. long story.

have an army.
they suck.

you suck.

-R

[darknessb4me]

bullshit, i want an army

you suck

- A

[with_my_teacup]

lol you can't have my army

you'd like their armor it's uglier than yours

no u

-R

[darknessb4me]

does it deflect things?

- A

[with_my_teacup]

yeah

doesn't help with headshots 83

-R

[darknessb4me]

then it doesn't matter what it looks like, does it?

helmets are a thing

- A

to: VASILIA;;

[ifightfor]

« Query: status?

« Additional sentiment: You are missed. »

Re:

[no_fastolfe]

Status= "acceptable"

'Tron isn't the same. :(

[ifightfor]

«JA I       apologize. Previous instantiation of JA307020 more oriented on Users as worthy of emulation, above thorough analysis.

«He is was is     innocent of malice.

«Further query: Status acceptable since time of last meeting?»

[no_fastolfe]

You are not to be blamed. I miss you as well.

Status: ...disappointed. I failed my first inmate. Also an AI.

Not innocent of malice

[ifightfor]

[This is where Rinzler is sitting at his console making tappy noises while trying to think how to phrase this.]

«He has returned to the Barge?»

[A little more delay.]

«JA3 I was led to understand that Class:Inmate failure rate approximates ≥50%. You are not accountable for very bad odds.»

[...]

«Disappoint understandable, however.»

[no_fastolfe]

I left him aboard. I am his first warden to disappear.

:(

Class:Warden.failurerate= Class:Warden.falurerate+1

[Someone taught her about emoticons.]

STILDYNE

[disobedientfish]

Chief, I have a question of some importance.

Any laps not ran while you were off frolicking are null and void, correct?

[umgekehrt]

And what if I double them for slanderous accusations? I've never even met a frolick. You're unkind to say so.

[disobedientfish]

Don't disrespect your own intelligence; only a poor measure of a man underestimates himself. Frolicking. Adventuring. Exploring new lands, and so forth.

[umgekehrt]

It may please his excellency to know that I was working. It's a thing that people who aren't Princelings do.

[disobedientfish]

Being a Princeling is hard work. There are studies. And if you do not complete them, you're sufficiently beaten.

[umgekehrt]

[He would make a crack about your frail nature but you're all so horrifyingly resilient.]

You know I know folk who would consider that a positive.