Letters from Home

[cujothebigreddog]

A place to send messages to my characters who have most cruelly bailed on yours and need a good postal talking to.

umgekehrt - Brachi Stildyne, TLV timeline (Also H&M Timeline: stildyne )
cujothebigreddog - Nathan Hendricks, TLV
with_my_teacup - Richard Riddick, TLV (also H&M Timeline: b_for_bastard )
no_fastolfe - Vasilia Aliena


gentleman_tiger - John Marcone, H&M Timeline
boromir_hurin - Boromir Denethorien, H&M Timeline
oldtown_goldie - Goldie, H&M Timeline
carousel_cop - Cybil Bennet, H&M Timeline
fsb_expat - Yelena Trepashkin, H&M Timeline

Comments

Riddick -

[darknessb4me]

stop being dead

- A

Re: Riddick -

[ifightfor]

« Restatement of above sentiment. »

[...]

« I agree with this comment. »

Riddick -

[with_my_teacup]

working on it

are you still blinding people bright boy

-R

Riddick -

[ifightfor]

«No. JA307020 is equipped with lower emitted light setting so as not to cause ocular damage to Users.

«Query: Still breaking out of things?»

[with_my_teacup]

if i say i broke out of the fuckship will you believe me

trying to break out of a ~leadership role~ rn, we'll see

-R

[ifightfor]

«JA307020 believes if escape from Barge were possible, User Richard Riddick would be the one to accomplish it.

«Suggestion: Feign incompetence at leadership; quietly depart when not under observation.»

[with_my_teacup]

what fuck you you don't know me

...thanks

i'll try that. wish they didn't take 'killing their asses' as a leadership quality.

-r

[ifightfor]

«Correction: JA307020 familiar with historical details of User Richard Riddick's existence.     Interpersonal details from direct observation more sparse; however indicate high levels of goal-seeking behavior despite adversity.

«You are welcome.

«Query: If "their" leaders regularly kill followers as demonstration of leadership, who remains to follow?»

[with_my_teacup]

other way around. kill the leader to be the leader. i keep the title when i knock off every shithead who thinks they can take me.

assholes

-R

[ifightfor]

«Obvious answer without further analysis of situation suggests faking own death to most-competent potential opponent, permitting graceful retreat.

«Second-most-obvious answer (without further analysis of situation) suggests killing all of them. Power structure without method for graceful reintegration of failed leaders inherently volatile; destr


«You would be doing them a favor.»

[with_my_teacup]

hey i bet vaako would be up for that 8|a

you have to get all of them they multiply. real strict recruitment policy

-R

[ifightfor]

«Suggest Administrator CLU's solution: Require presence of entire population in one area. Destroy all at once. High explosives recommended.»

[with_my_teacup]

i'm usually a knife man but you are one persuasive creepy program-intelligence

Riddick -

[with_my_teacup]

actually not dead. sort of. long story.

have an army.
they suck.

you suck.

-R

[darknessb4me]

bullshit, i want an army

you suck

- A

[with_my_teacup]

lol you can't have my army

you'd like their armor it's uglier than yours

no u

-R

[darknessb4me]

does it deflect things?

- A

[with_my_teacup]

yeah

doesn't help with headshots 83

-R

[darknessb4me]

then it doesn't matter what it looks like, does it?

helmets are a thing

- A

[with_my_teacup]

helmets have eyeholes

at least theirs do

also the super macho ones don't wear their helmets lawl

but seriously i killed him with a knife he was just carrying around in his own back

good times

-R

[darknessb4me]

wear a helmet.

- A

[with_my_teacup]

yes dear

8p

[[Attached picture of him in his super sweet helmet]]

[darknessb4me]

when did you roll priest?

- A

[with_my_teacup]

hey I got it off a dead guy it's not like I went shopping.

-he- rolled priest i just pvpd him and got his shit

-R

[darknessb4me]

How do you see out of that?

- A